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“Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?” “Well, I-” “No!” “You did, you took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.” “I omitted a few obsolete dishes.” “I can’t believe Nicole made you take off the Monte Cristo. She’s got you menu-whipped.” “She does not have me menu-whipped. I took off a disgusting ridiculous sandwich that no one has ever ordered, including the three of you.” “But just having it there made us feel like we always could.” “It was comforting.” Ingredients: ⅓ cup m

“Dude, is any of those lemon poppy seed?” “Well, can’t you update it a little?” “Sure, man. Just tell me what the hell it means. It’s like in Latin or something.” “I thought there was gonna be coffee, too.” “Dude, can you chill out about your freaking elevenses ‘til we get this song straightened out?” “I’m hypoglycemic. If I don’t get something in my system, I’m gonna crash.” Ingredients: 1 cup milk 2 tbsp lemon juice 4 eggs ¾ cup vegetable oil 1 tsp vanilla extract 1 cup gra

“We’re really early. Let’s get something to eat.” “Sure, what do we want?” “I’ve only got three bucks.” “You always only got three bucks. What is it, you go to an ATM that only gives out three bucks at a time?” “Let’s just pick.” “Well, I’m sick of burgers, so if it could be a place that has more than burgers.” “What do you want, like a three-dollar sushi place?”It doesn’t have to be sushi.” Ingredients: For the rice: 1 cup uncooked sushi rice 1 cup water + more to clean the

“Oh, shoot.” [Lorelai walks to the kitchen where Sookie is frosting a golf ball cake]. “Sook-” [Sookie flips the cake into the garbage can] “God!” Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 1 whole vanilla bean* ¾ cup heavy cream ½ cup unsalted butter, melted 1 cup granulated sugar 1 egg ¼ cup sour cream 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 ⅔ cups all purpose flour ½ teaspoon baking powder ½ teaspoon salt For the frosting: 2 sticks unsalted butter, softened ¼ cup heavy cream 1 whole vanilla bean