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“Oh my God. What is that?” “The world’s largest pizza. Almost.” “That is amazing.” “You like it?” “I love it. Thank you, honey.”...

“Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?” “Well, I-” “No!” “You did, you took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.” “I omitted a few...

“A couple of days ago, Jackson asked me if he could cook the turkey. I thought he was gonna roast it, stick a couple of onions around it,...

“He gave us free cheesy bread.” “He did? Oh!” “Yeah.” “I love the cheesy bread.” “I know you do.” “It’s all hot, too.” “Now doesn’t...

“Oh, good donut selection this morning, really. Good variety, good color, good goodness, good... Well, so the choices are there. It all...

“This roast beef is delicious. It’s lean, it’s tender. What’d you get?” Ingredients: ½ banana pepper, thinly sliced ⅓ cup red onion,...

“You know, if you want I can clear the counter and you can play some bagel hockey.” “You can’t play bagel hockey by yourself.” “I’ll play...

“Hey, what is wrong with you? I gave you all the signals. The pointing, the waving, the mouthing ‘That’s my basket.’ Didn’t you see the...

“Maybe I should make grilled cheese.” “But you're making pot roast.” “But not everybody likes pot roast.” “Well, then they can have the...

“I made you dinner.” “Excuse me?” “Steak, green beans, mashed potatoes --” “Wait, you made me dinner?” “That's right.” “You made me...

“That is a mashed banana on toast.” “OK.” “ I used to make this for you all the time when you were a little girl.” “You did?” “Yes,...