Blog Posts

“I have to go.” “To the froyo social?” “Yes, I have to go to the froyo social. And yes, I do realize how incredibly stupid that just...

“Here we go. Boysenberry pie with ice cream.” Ingredients: 2 cups heavy cream 1 cup whole milk 1 14 oz can sweetened condensed milk 16 oz...

“I want half of that cranberry square.” “Okay.” “Kirk, sit.” “I’m good.” “You can’t eat standing up like that.” Ingredients: 2 cups...

“I'll be right back. I'm going to see if Kiki put the raspberry soufflés in.” “Dad hates raspberries.” “No, he doesn't.” “Oh, sorry,...

“You made French toast?” “Well, I had a lot of energy after my run, so-” Ingredients: For the berry medley: ¼ cup sliced strawberries ¼...

“I'll try this.” “Ah, Orange Julius.” “A classic.” “Oh, my. That's very good. Your father and I know a man who owns a couple dozen of...

“Hi, I'd like a large coffee and a cherry danish, please.” Ingredients: For the cherry filling: 3 cups fresh cherries, pitted ¼ cup water...

“Of course it's the cake. You think I would go to a birthday party without a cake?” “What kind of cake is it, Sookie?” “Chocolate. With a...

“He was printing daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something he witnessed around town.” “Is that today's?” “Sure...

“Dude, is any of those lemon poppy seed?” “Well, can’t you update it a little?” “Sure, man. Just tell me what the hell it means. It’s...

“We’re really early. Let’s get something to eat.” “Sure, what do we want?” “I’ve only got three bucks.” “You always only got three bucks....

“Sucky day.” “But excellent tacos.” “Yeah, Hector really came through.” “What are you doing?” “We’re coming from a day with my parents....

“I know the story.” “I’m dancing with Henry Ho-Ho Macafee the third.” “How many people heard me say I know the story?” “And Ho-Ho’s...

“Now, you feel better? Burning’s completely gone?” “Completely. I even think the Salad Water’s helping.” “Okay, here goes nothing. So...

“Ah, Darren, we should really get the chicken going.” “Right, right. You’re getting my famous chicken today – I hope you like chicken.”...

“This new little place opened right down the road from our house and they make these wonderful scones, and that is their mix so you can...

“Oh, good donut selection this morning, really. Good variety, good color, good goodness, good... Well, so the choices are there. It all...

“You didn’t order any grapefruit.” “Yeah, I don’t really like grapefruit.” “Oh, I always start my breakfast off with half a grapefruit.”...

“An ice cream maker!” “A Musso Lussino 480!” “Somebody sent me a fascist ice cream maker?” “Italian design, stainless steel body, chrome...

“Take her up on that. It is good. And demand a slice of strudel.” “Okay. I demand some strudel” Ingredients: For the dough: 1 ½ cups...