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“What's going on there?” “Oh, we're having a party.” “A party?” “A party?” “Sort of a last-minute thing. Couldn't get too big a crowd...

“Oh my God. What is that?” “The world’s largest pizza. Almost.” “That is amazing.” “You like it?” “I love it. Thank you, honey.”...

“Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?” “Well, I-” “No!” “You did, you took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.” “I omitted a few...

“We’re really early. Let’s get something to eat.” “Sure, what do we want?” “I’ve only got three bucks.” “You always only got three bucks....

“Sookie, I’m home. I got the-” “Surprise!” “What is this?” “I made you dinner.” “It smells terrific.” “Lamb chops with Sicilian olives,...

“A couple of days ago, Jackson asked me if he could cook the turkey. I thought he was gonna roast it, stick a couple of onions around it,...

“Sucky day.” “But excellent tacos.” “Yeah, Hector really came through.” “What are you doing?” “We’re coming from a day with my parents....

“He gave us free cheesy bread.” “He did? Oh!” “Yeah.” “I love the cheesy bread.” “I know you do.” “It’s all hot, too.” “Now doesn’t...

“Ah, Darren, we should really get the chicken going.” “Right, right. You’re getting my famous chicken today – I hope you like chicken.”...

“Chicken noodle soup, side of mashed potatoes.” “Thanks, Luke.” “Thanks.” “How’s the cold coming?” “ It’s fine. “Any better?” “ It’s...

“This roast beef is delicious. It’s lean, it’s tender. What’d you get?” Ingredients: ½ banana pepper, thinly sliced ⅓ cup red onion,...

“Nice. What is the special omelet?” “You won’t like it.” “How do you know?” “Because you’ve been eating here for years and I know what...

“I’m sorry. The mushroom is a great choice. It’s super popular, and it’s my Jackson’s favorite.” “Whose?” “Jackson, my fiancé.” “Oh,...

“Is that mac and cheese?” “It sure is. “I love mac and cheese.” “Great.” “I’m not allowed to have mac and cheese.” “Splurge. Come on...

“You know, if you want I can clear the counter and you can play some bagel hockey.” “You can’t play bagel hockey by yourself.” “I’ll play...

“Hey, what is wrong with you? I gave you all the signals. The pointing, the waving, the mouthing ‘That’s my basket.’ Didn’t you see the...

“Humble servant, bring us the first course to dine with pleasure. Mmm, methinks it be a butternut squash soup.” “Ah, methinks you're...

“Your mother would like you to head out to the patio. We're barbecuing tonight.” “Thanks.” “Does Grandma have a barbecue?” “I don't know....

“See now, only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head while eating Kung Pao chicken. And a great lady can even...

“Maybe I should make grilled cheese.” “But you're making pot roast.” “But not everybody likes pot roast.” “Well, then they can have the...