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“What is that?” “It's macaroni and cheese.” “ It's green. Why is it green?” “Because I made it with a jalapeno-chipotle cream sauce.”...

“What's going on there?” “Oh, we're having a party.” “A party?” “A party?” “Sort of a last-minute thing. Couldn't get too big a crowd...

“Sookie, I’m home. I got the-” “Surprise!” “What is this?” “I made you dinner.” “It smells terrific.” “Lamb chops with Sicilian olives,...

“A couple of days ago, Jackson asked me if he could cook the turkey. I thought he was gonna roast it, stick a couple of onions around it,...

“We egg Jess’ car. It’s perfect.” “Are you serious?” “No one’s around, and it’s just sitting there.” “Rory, if rearranging Sherry’s...

“He gave us free cheesy bread.” “He did? Oh!” “Yeah.” “I love the cheesy bread.” “I know you do.” “It’s all hot, too.” “Now doesn’t...

“I’m sorry. The mushroom is a great choice. It’s super popular, and it’s my Jackson’s favorite.” “Whose?” “Jackson, my fiancé.” “Oh,...

“Humble servant, bring us the first course to dine with pleasure. Mmm, methinks it be a butternut squash soup.” “Ah, methinks you're...

“Your mother would like you to head out to the patio. We're barbecuing tonight.” “Thanks.” “Does Grandma have a barbecue?” “I don't know....

“I made you dinner.” “Excuse me?” “Steak, green beans, mashed potatoes --” “Wait, you made me dinner?” “That's right.” “You made me...