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“Burger for me, nothing healthy on it, extra cheese, and, of course, an order of...wink-winkers.” “You don't have to call them that, Zach.” “Just want to make myself clear.” “Look, I told you guys I'd throw you free fries -- not a big deal since they're usually the ones we wind up throwing out anyway from making too many, which means you don't have to call them wink-winkers or nudge-nudgies or know-what-I-meanies or anything else in verbal code, especially if it's cute-cutesy

“I want half of that cranberry square.” “Okay.” “Kirk, sit.” “I’m good.” “You can’t eat standing up like that.” Ingredients: 2 cups graham cracker crumbs 6 tbps butter, melted 3 cups cranberries (I used frozen) ½ cup water 1 tbsp lemon juice ½ cup granulated sugar (for cranberry filling) 16 oz cream cheese, softened 1 cup sour cream ½ cup heavy cream 1 cup granulated sugar (for cheesecake filling) 1 tsp vanilla 3 eggs Directions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Combine th

“What is that?” “Marzipan!” “Marzipan?” “The finest marzipan in all of Europe, made by cloistered nuns.” Recipe adapted from Ella Vegan Ingredients: 45 grams almond flour 35 grams powdered sugar 2 ¼ tsp water ¼ tsp almond extract ¼ tsp rose water Green and orange* food coloring *If you don’t have orange food coloring, you can use red and yellow to create orange. Directions: Add the almond flour and powdered sugar to a food processor and pulse until combined and a fine powder

“I think I love her, Luke, and I haven't even told her that I love her. I spelled it out in chocolate-covered Oreos once, but she was really hungry, and I'm not sure if she read it first. I can't assault her before I tell her I love her.” Ingredients: For the Oreo cookies: 1 cup butter, softened ½ cup granulated sugar ½ cup brown sugar 2 eggs ½ tsp vanilla 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 ¼ cup dark chocolate cocoa powder* ½ tsp baking powder ¼ tsp salt For the Oreo filling: ½ cup