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Fancy Guacamole 6.10 He's Slippin' 'Em Bread...Dig?

“Man, this place stunk.” “Downright usurious! Now look at the other side! The Brazlefrat? “They did charge me for that second beer! I...

April's Prize Spaghetti 6.09 The Prodigal Daughter Returns

“This is my last stop. I go to the lab tomorrow, and the fair's on the 16th. And, if I win, there's going to be a banquet on the 18th,...

The Lemon "Why did you Drop Out of Yale" Martini 6.08 Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out

“No Yale, why did you drop out of Yale?” Ingredients: 1.5 oz vodka 1 oz limoncello ½ oz lemon juice ¾ oz lavender simple syrup (you can...

Chocolate Praline Crunch Cake 6.07 Twenty-one is the Loneliest Number

“And the chocolate praline crunch is the cake.” “A chocolate praline crunch cake. Ah, a chocolate praline crunch cake completely covered...

Salsa Verde 6.06 Welcome to the Dollhouse

“Go in the kitchen, Sookie.” “Salsa verde looks like infection!” “Kitchen, go!” Ingredients: 10 tomatillos 1 poblano pepper 2 jalapeno...

Salmon Puffs 6.05 We've Got Magic to Do

“She’s not serving salmon puffs.” “Good night, Mr. Beckett.” “We’ve never not served salmon puffs. Not in 25 years have we staged an...

Sookie's Potato Salad 6.04 Always a Godmother, Never a God

“You know what? It’s all true. Okay, I’m a horn dog. So if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna get some potato salad.” “Potato salad. I get it.”...

Dark Chocolate S'mores Wedding Cake 6.03 The Ungraduate

“Oooh what is that and where can I get one?” “That is my dark chocolate s’mores wedding cake.” “You’ve been reading my diary.” “I got the...

The You-L-T 6.02 Fight Face

“Hello, Porky! Hello! Oh! Well, I’m feeling a little guilty because of the You-L-T I had yesterday. That’s right. I’m sorry. Please...

Coffee Cannolis 6.01 The New and Improved Lorelai

"Did you put the ring in anything?" "Oh, like a glass of champagne or a cannoli?" Ingredients: For the cannoli shells: 1 cup all-purpose...