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“And there’s cornbread, and fried marshmallow pie for dessert.” “And you have CCR on.” “Well, you like CCR.” Ingredients: For the...

“Lane, how many did you take?” “Three hundred. I'll leave them with you, they're pretty self-explanatory.” “What's this?” “Our chicken...

“This your place?” “The Inferno? Yes.” “It's nice.” *Note* Because there are many components, I have grouped the ingredients and...

“Yeah. She was so sweet. And oh my God, she loved you. I didn't think she was gonna let me leave the bakery with you. She just kept...

“What's going on there?” “Oh, we're having a party.” “A party?” “A party?” “Sort of a last-minute thing. Couldn't get too big a crowd...

“Oh my God. What is that?” “The world’s largest pizza. Almost.” “That is amazing.” “You like it?” “I love it. Thank you, honey.”...

“He was printing daily T-shirts featuring a humorous topical headline of something he witnessed around town.” “Is that today's?” “Sure...

“Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?” “Well, I-” “No!” “You did, you took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.” “I omitted a few...

“Dude, is any of those lemon poppy seed?” “Well, can’t you update it a little?” “Sure, man. Just tell me what the hell it means. It’s...

“We’re really early. Let’s get something to eat.” “Sure, what do we want?” “I’ve only got three bucks.” “You always only got three bucks....

“Oh, shoot.” [Lorelai walks to the kitchen where Sookie is frosting a golf ball cake]. “Sook-” [Sookie flips the cake into the garbage...

“You know, this is pretty much what I thought heaven would look like. There might have been a unicorn in the corner, but basically –...

“Sookie, I’m home. I got the-” “Surprise!” “What is this?” “I made you dinner.” “It smells terrific.” “Lamb chops with Sicilian olives,...

“Twelve courses, each paired with a specific wine, and for dessert, individual chocolate amaretto mousse cakes in the shape of a G.”...

“A couple of days ago, Jackson asked me if he could cook the turkey. I thought he was gonna roast it, stick a couple of onions around it,...

“Sucky day.” “But excellent tacos.” “Yeah, Hector really came through.” “What are you doing?” “We’re coming from a day with my parents....

“I know the story.” “I’m dancing with Henry Ho-Ho Macafee the third.” “How many people heard me say I know the story?” “And Ho-Ho’s...

“We egg Jess’ car. It’s perfect.” “Are you serious?” “No one’s around, and it’s just sitting there.” “Rory, if rearranging Sherry’s...

“He gave us free cheesy bread.” “He did? Oh!” “Yeah.” “I love the cheesy bread.” “I know you do.” “It’s all hot, too.” “Now doesn’t...

“Now, you feel better? Burning’s completely gone?” “Completely. I even think the Salad Water’s helping.” “Okay, here goes nothing. So...