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“Did you take off the Monte Cristo sandwich?” “Well, I-” “No!” “You did, you took off the Monte Cristo sandwich.” “I omitted a few...

“Dude, is any of those lemon poppy seed?” “Well, can’t you update it a little?” “Sure, man. Just tell me what the hell it means. It’s...

“Chicken noodle soup, side of mashed potatoes.” “Thanks, Luke.” “Thanks.” “How’s the cold coming?” “ It’s fine. “Any better?” “ It’s...

“Oh, good donut selection this morning, really. Good variety, good color, good goodness, good... Well, so the choices are there. It all...

“Well, you probably have a diner full of people who would love these brownies – plus, I bet they’d pay you for ‘em.” “Well, I...

“Nice. What is the special omelet?” “You won’t like it.” “How do you know?” “Because you’ve been eating here for years and I know what...

“Is that mac and cheese?” “It sure is. “I love mac and cheese.” “Great.” “I’m not allowed to have mac and cheese.” “Splurge. Come on...

“God, I’m starving. Must be from the loss of blood.” “Yes, that must be it.” “I’m getting pancakes with a side of pancakes. Where’s...

“You know, if you want I can clear the counter and you can play some bagel hockey.” “You can’t play bagel hockey by yourself.” “I’ll play...

“Oh, um, do you think you could make those really crazy chocolate chip pancakes and go extra heavy on the chocolate?” “Yeah sure, any...

“What did you do?” “You wanted something festive.” “You made me a Santa burger” “It’s no big deal.” “He has a hat and everything.”...